Thursday, December 27, 2012

The 2nd Amendment---Let's Kick It Up A Notch! I’m the NHGA.

A lot of people are against the current push, borne of recent tragedy, to limit gun rights, but I’m not so sure anymore. I support arming ‘good people’ in the fight against evil. Evil doesn’t always wear an easily identifiable costume unless you are watching Batman or the Avengers. But we have to find some way to ensure the ‘good people’ can take out the ‘bad people’ even when they’re armed with assault weapons. The problem is if you arm each other with guns you just get a gun fight and you give the bad guys an even shot at success. Well, we have a new organization; The NHGA (a.k.a. the National Hand Grenade Association)---and we have a better way. We believe, especially combined with ‘stand your ground laws’ that we will be able to protect all the quality human beings. Imagine this scene, a couple of ‘nice people’ walking arm and arm down the street. You see a ‘bad guy’ concealing his assault rifle cleverly in a guitar case. There he is about to enter that music school surely looking to cause mayhem and destruction---but not this bad guy---you pull out your hand grenades and lob one or two and ---problem solved---another loser taken off the streets before he could even think of committing the crime. Now the NHGA is not really about hand grenades. We’re about our constitutional rights---but mostly we’re about hand grenades---but not just hand grenades---we’re about all small explosive ordnance! It doesn’t even have to be that small---though if it can be easily concealed that’s a plus. You know, a rocket grenade launcher is no bigger than an assault rifle but you’d be hard pressed to stop a rogue elephant (a bigger risk to our urban landscapes than loony left wing pacifists might have you believe) with an assault rifle---but with a grenade launcher I not only stop that charging elephantine threat to my liberty but that big baby is practically turned into a piano and loveseat---right on the spot---albeit perhaps of the jigsaw puzzle variety---some assembly required! When people know you are carrying explosives they give you the respect you never commanded with your low self esteem or small penis. You think an assault rifle makes you a man or a strong woman---try plastic explosives---those really give you confidence along with the exhilaration of knowing you could take out a bunker filled with terrorists---or just a high school reunion filled with the people who used to torment you when you were all teens. Let me tell our gun toting friends something---mine’s bigger! You may think that Glock in your pocket means we’ll all be scared to see you---but my grenade can take out you and the horse, or large SUV, you rode in on! Remember only 1 out of every 2 people ‘accidentally’ shot by Dick Cheney on a hunting trip still supports gun rights! But no one blown to bits by explosives ever speaks out against them again. You see the answer to fighting fire---is with even greater firepower---everyone knows that! Come join with us now and fight for our rights which will be especially important if World War III accidentally breaks out. But please don’t limit our choices---we’re not sissy gun owners---we don’t need no stinkin’ assault rifles---we’re the NHGA---making our nation safer one blasted crater at a time. Join now and the first 500 members get a free hand grenade keychain with a working grenade! Offer not available to our friends here in Communist New York where Governor Comrade Cuomo is looking to ban assault rifles and have the most restrictive gun laws in the nation. What’s next Comrade Governor, a ban on armor piercing bullets? Sure banning those might protect a few of our precious police officers but what are law abiding citizens supposed to do if a crazed pack of armadillos attack? Huh?? I’ll tell you what---we’re gonna blow their armor coated asses off with hand grenades—that’s what---{high five}! Join me in securing our Rights and getting the upper hand---finally---on the ‘bad guys’ as well as, of course, people that just piss us off! Thank you. The NHGA looks forward to your support.

28 comments:

Bruce said...

Great, poignant piece....with lots of delicious sarcasm. Nice.

Bruce :}

Anonymous said...

qoxeb [url=http://www.celinebagnamey.com]celine bag[/url] ekqvr http://www.celinebagnamey.com jnxz [url=http://www.celineluggagetotename.com]celine bag[/url] moqoi http://www.celineluggagetotename.com uwxe [url=http://www.pickcelinehandbags.com]celine handbags[/url] zwdbt http://www.pickcelinehandbags.com hlrqt [url=http://www.savecelinebags.com]celine handbags[/url] nucgr http://www.savecelinebags.com olvku [url=http://www.goodcelinehandbags.com]celine bag[/url] fprmi http://www.goodcelinehandbags.com tqyrg [url=http://www.onlinecelinebags.com]celine bag[/url] fgpcg http://www.onlinecelinebags.com srno

Anonymous said...

vrmik [url=http://www.celinebagnamey.com]celine bags[/url] qweji http://www.celinebagnamey.com ukmd [url=http://www.celineluggagetotename.com]celine handbags[/url] hwbvk http://www.celineluggagetotename.com qdjd [url=http://www.pickcelinehandbags.com]celine handbags[/url] xilrn http://www.pickcelinehandbags.com yhard [url=http://www.savecelinebags.com]celine bag[/url] pfsqh http://www.savecelinebags.com frvre [url=http://www.goodcelinehandbags.com]celine handbags[/url] iafxa http://www.goodcelinehandbags.com wqjuu [url=http://www.onlinecelinebags.com]celine bags[/url] hifcv http://www.onlinecelinebags.com nezo

Anonymous said...

fvxsv [url=http://www.celinebagnamey.com]celine bag[/url] vsrvz http://www.celinebagnamey.com wcmt [url=http://www.celineluggagetotename.com]celine handbags[/url] iushr http://www.celineluggagetotename.com xifa [url=http://www.pickcelinehandbags.com]celine bag[/url] dooun http://www.pickcelinehandbags.com wnlnp [url=http://www.savecelinebags.com]cheap celine bags[/url] lwhqv http://www.savecelinebags.com vvakj [url=http://www.goodcelinehandbags.com]celine handbags[/url] rrjek http://www.goodcelinehandbags.com wkvwf [url=http://www.onlinecelinebags.com]celine bag[/url] lfinh http://www.onlinecelinebags.com sopg

Anonymous said...

nkmes [url=http://www.get-canadagoose.com]canada goose jackets[/url] guzrv http://www.get-canadagoose.com dfhgo [url=http://www.pick-canadagoose.com]canada goose sale[/url] npqmt http://www.pick-canadagoose.com nfqtn [url=http://www.pay-canadagooseoutlet.com]canada goose[/url] suhhp http://www.pay-canadagooseoutlet.com vjdzl [url=http://www.online-canadagooseoutlet.com]canada goose[/url] dtqwi http://www.online-canadagooseoutlet.com pyob [url=http://www.celinebagonsale1.com]celine bags[/url] jtvnw http://www.celinebagonsale1.com yfkr [url=http://www.celinebags-onsale.com]celine bags[/url] mwpan http://www.celinebags-onsale.com ckyn

Anonymous said...

sepmcx http://pa-louisvuittoncheap.com llyref http://www.mccanadagooseoutlet.com dztrik http://www.sale-cheapmontblanc.com javdla http://cheaperbeatssbydre.com fewono http://palouisvuittonoutlet.com vekaoq [url=http://pa-louisvuittoncheap.com]louis vuitton handbags[/url] fnkgx [url=http://www.mccanadagooseoutlet.com]canada goose jacket[/url] swnlw [url=http://www.sale-cheapmontblanc.com]mont blanc[/url] vwjeg [url=http://cheaperbeatssbydre.com]dr dre beats[/url] qqdefb [url=http://palouisvuittonoutlet.com]louis vuitton sale[/url] yjfd

Anonymous said...

reailc http://pa-louisvuittoncheap.com elcfdb http://www.mccanadagooseoutlet.com cfltlw http://www.sale-cheapmontblanc.com ffojwk http://cheaperbeatssbydre.com edkpih http://palouisvuittonoutlet.com pedwlg [url=http://pa-louisvuittoncheap.com]louis vuitton sale[/url] lucys [url=http://www.mccanadagooseoutlet.com]canada goose jacket[/url] mrfyw [url=http://www.sale-cheapmontblanc.com]mont blanc[/url] hsuvc [url=http://cheaperbeatssbydre.com]beats by dre[/url] dsaomr [url=http://palouisvuittonoutlet.com]louis vuitton bags[/url] qqyq

Anonymous said...

zfbcl [url=http://www.purchasingcheapbeatsbydre.com]cheap beats by dre[/url] kdavs http://www.purchasingcheapbeatsbydre.com unhqv [url=http://www.drdrebeatsxiao.com]cheap beats by dre[/url] ieiez http://www.drdrebeatsxiao.com vquoe [url=http://www.goonebeatsbydre.com]cheap beats by dre[/url] niksf http://www.goonebeatsbydre.com lhanj [url=http://www.vip-beatsbydresale.com]beats by dre[/url] hgbgx http://www.vip-beatsbydresale.com pihw [url=http://www.drdrebeatsnamew.com]beats by dre[/url] jrgfa http://www.drdrebeatsnamew.com odzf [url=http://www.beatsbydrenameq.com]cheap beats by dre[/url] zusor http://www.beatsbydrenameq.com cphe

Anonymous said...

pewxz [url=http://www.purchasingcheapbeatsbydre.com]cheap beats by dre[/url] efmny http://www.purchasingcheapbeatsbydre.com mhkba [url=http://www.drdrebeatsxiao.com]dr dre beats[/url] quufi http://www.drdrebeatsxiao.com bmywz [url=http://www.goonebeatsbydre.com]cheap beats by dre[/url] nchjh http://www.goonebeatsbydre.com lpkqp [url=http://www.vip-beatsbydresale.com]cheap beats by dre[/url] msrit http://www.vip-beatsbydresale.com wrfb [url=http://www.drdrebeatsnamew.com]cheap beats by dre[/url] eltgd http://www.drdrebeatsnamew.com vgzh [url=http://www.beatsbydrenameq.com]beats by dre[/url] gowdp http://www.beatsbydrenameq.com jgha

Anonymous said...

rqjdpq http://louisvuittonooutlet-online.com ivussu http://beatsbydree-online.com tuebvf http://www.capeMayLinen.com/louisVuittonOutlet.html oqapje http://maryhelverson.com/cheapnikeshoesc.html eksvio http://www.chancemccann.com/celinebag.html viylwg [url=http://louisvuittonooutlet-online.com]louis vuitton sale[/url] nfmis [url=http://beatsbydree-online.com]beats by dre[/url] fotpu [url=http://www.capeMayLinen.com/louisVuittonOutlet.html]louis vuitton handbags[/url] oyyhb [url=http://maryhelverson.com/cheapnikeshoesc.html]cheap nike shoes[/url] eudvad [url=http://www.chancemccann.com/celinebag.html]celine bags[/url] mmmw

Anonymous said...

fqgzhj http://louisvuittonooutlet-online.com dlahow http://beatsbydree-online.com fkvfji http://www.capeMayLinen.com/louisVuittonOutlet.html rdwrwj http://maryhelverson.com/cheapnikeshoesc.html hhjijy http://www.chancemccann.com/celinebag.html ckiduw [url=http://louisvuittonooutlet-online.com]louis vuitton handbags[/url] ghizn [url=http://beatsbydree-online.com]dr dre beats[/url] iwnzk [url=http://www.capeMayLinen.com/louisVuittonOutlet.html]louis vuitton outlet[/url] mvnen [url=http://maryhelverson.com/cheapnikeshoesc.html]cheap nike shoes[/url] guisqn [url=http://www.chancemccann.com/celinebag.html]celine handbags[/url] qepb

Anonymous said...

tbhuai http://louisvuittonooutlet-online.com qkdumo http://beatsbydree-online.com kpikpx http://www.capeMayLinen.com/louisVuittonOutlet.html kyufwb http://maryhelverson.com/cheapnikeshoesc.html xgkguo http://www.chancemccann.com/celinebag.html arbgxp [url=http://louisvuittonooutlet-online.com]louis vuitton sale[/url] nhoal [url=http://beatsbydree-online.com]cheap beats by dre[/url] iktra [url=http://www.capeMayLinen.com/louisVuittonOutlet.html]louis vuitton sale[/url] ohugr [url=http://maryhelverson.com/cheapnikeshoesc.html]air max[/url] qtkyvy [url=http://www.chancemccann.com/celinebag.html]celine bag[/url] hieg

Anonymous said...

yovhhv http://louisvuittonooutlet-sales.com fnrbvo http://beatsbydree-shop.com eyyqgp http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/louisVuittonHandbags.html sbryvz http://www.capeMayLinen.com/nikeairmax.html hylysv http://louisvuittonooutlet-mm.com tdqxct [url=http://louisvuittonooutlet-sales.com]louis vuitton outlet[/url] sfdeg [url=http://beatsbydree-shop.com]dr dre beats[/url] xvqop [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/louisVuittonHandbags.html]louis vuitton handbags[/url] tgcdn [url=http://www.capeMayLinen.com/nikeairmax.html]cheap nike shoes[/url] swlykq [url=http://louisvuittonooutlet-mm.com]louis vuitton handbags[/url] jadl

Anonymous said...

cjjofd http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/MonstBeatsByDre.html itevpg http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/cheapnikeairmaxb.html rpzyoz http://www.chancemccann.com/cheap-airjordans.html eokxok http://www.oceancityseafood.com/celinehandbags.html dnkwks http://maryhelverson.com/celinehandbagsb.html elgpke [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/MonstBeatsByDre.html]beats by dre[/url] jlyee [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/cheapnikeairmaxb.html]nike air max[/url] mtpzm [url=http://www.chancemccann.com/cheap-airjordans.html]cheap jordans[/url] dhzoj [url=http://www.oceancityseafood.com/celinehandbags.html]celine handbags[/url] bfladl [url=http://maryhelverson.com/celinehandbagsb.html]celine bags[/url] axoo

Anonymous said...

zrfnhb http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/MonstBeatsByDre.html bbaplp http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/cheapnikeairmaxb.html wupnqa http://www.chancemccann.com/cheap-airjordans.html zwxfdg http://www.oceancityseafood.com/celinehandbags.html oymrec http://maryhelverson.com/celinehandbagsb.html hvezme [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/MonstBeatsByDre.html]beats by dre[/url] nvqqd [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/cheapnikeairmaxb.html]air max shoes[/url] yembx [url=http://www.chancemccann.com/cheap-airjordans.html]cheap jordan shoes[/url] sxmfm [url=http://www.oceancityseafood.com/celinehandbags.html]celine handbags[/url] vqnqdx [url=http://maryhelverson.com/celinehandbagsb.html]celine handbags[/url] kzft

Anonymous said...

krxjxc http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/MonstBeatsByDre.html qxhzle http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/cheapnikeairmaxb.html esskwt http://www.chancemccann.com/cheap-airjordans.html xssixi http://www.oceancityseafood.com/celinehandbags.html plzxij http://maryhelverson.com/celinehandbagsb.html uqgewi [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/MonstBeatsByDre.html]beats by dre[/url] emdgh [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/cheapnikeairmaxb.html]air max shoes[/url] dkili [url=http://www.chancemccann.com/cheap-airjordans.html]cheap jordans[/url] oqlcb [url=http://www.oceancityseafood.com/celinehandbags.html]celine handbags[/url] yxmtsn [url=http://maryhelverson.com/celinehandbagsb.html]celine bags[/url] fqqv

Anonymous said...

jcgaam http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/MonstBeatsByDre.html fgdejf http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/cheapnikeairmaxb.html lmdntd http://www.chancemccann.com/cheap-airjordans.html biwtci http://www.oceancityseafood.com/celinehandbags.html jnokpw http://maryhelverson.com/celinehandbagsb.html ujinht [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/MonstBeatsByDre.html]beats by dre[/url] qeixk [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/cheapnikeairmaxb.html]cheap nike shoes[/url] sqzee [url=http://www.chancemccann.com/cheap-airjordans.html]cheap jordan shoes[/url] mcspe [url=http://www.oceancityseafood.com/celinehandbags.html]celine bags[/url] abcxup [url=http://maryhelverson.com/celinehandbagsb.html]celine handbags[/url] ufid

Anonymous said...

fayzev http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/MonstBeatsByDre.html qeosmm http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/cheapnikeairmaxb.html ymyzxc http://www.chancemccann.com/cheap-airjordans.html lswwjg http://www.oceancityseafood.com/celinehandbags.html gvokwp http://maryhelverson.com/celinehandbagsb.html rwlavn [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/MonstBeatsByDre.html]cheap beats by dre[/url] pivil [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/cheapnikeairmaxb.html]nike air max[/url] hexxm [url=http://www.chancemccann.com/cheap-airjordans.html]cheap jordan shoes[/url] ssmnz [url=http://www.oceancityseafood.com/celinehandbags.html]celine bag[/url] waxkas [url=http://maryhelverson.com/celinehandbagsb.html]celine bag[/url] zusm

Anonymous said...

gahckd http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/MonstBeatsByDre.html oxmesv http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/cheapnikeairmaxb.html jabtvv http://www.chancemccann.com/cheap-airjordans.html epadxl http://www.oceancityseafood.com/celinehandbags.html pomjsi http://maryhelverson.com/celinehandbagsb.html sjwvlr [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/MonstBeatsByDre.html]dr dre beats[/url] wamiz [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/cheapnikeairmaxb.html]cheap nike shoes[/url] guctg [url=http://www.chancemccann.com/cheap-airjordans.html]air jordan[/url] flbjc [url=http://www.oceancityseafood.com/celinehandbags.html]celine bag[/url] fyecte [url=http://maryhelverson.com/celinehandbagsb.html]celine bags[/url] ipwo

Anonymous said...

kchpaa http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/MonstBeatsByDre.html disess http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/cheapnikeairmaxb.html mbgbyd http://www.chancemccann.com/cheap-airjordans.html xyomnp http://www.oceancityseafood.com/celinehandbags.html puchwd http://maryhelverson.com/celinehandbagsb.html knlzuq [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/MonstBeatsByDre.html]dr dre beats[/url] wifmo [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/cheapnikeairmaxb.html]air max shoes[/url] ylkke [url=http://www.chancemccann.com/cheap-airjordans.html]air jordan[/url] johno [url=http://www.oceancityseafood.com/celinehandbags.html]celine bags[/url] oxnwys [url=http://maryhelverson.com/celinehandbagsb.html]celine bag[/url] lmtd

Anonymous said...

gnsjul http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/MonstBeatsByDre.html poehxt http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/cheapnikeairmaxb.html epyzqm http://www.chancemccann.com/cheap-airjordans.html tarrdy http://www.oceancityseafood.com/celinehandbags.html gjwdum http://maryhelverson.com/celinehandbagsb.html siydtk [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/MonstBeatsByDre.html]dr dre beats[/url] pzdhv [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/cheapnikeairmaxb.html]air max shoes[/url] cohsa [url=http://www.chancemccann.com/cheap-airjordans.html]cheap jordan shoes[/url] xvhqi [url=http://www.oceancityseafood.com/celinehandbags.html]celine bag[/url] ejnzmp [url=http://maryhelverson.com/celinehandbagsb.html]celine handbags[/url] dlpy

Anonymous said...

kvxbiu http://www.chancemccann.com/celinebag.html tojzyy http://maryhelverson.com/nikeairmaxcheap.html rxsfuz http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/louisVuittonHandbags.html dnztmz http://www.capeMayLinen.com/nikeairmax.html pauxxg http://maryhelverson.com/cheapnikeshoesc.html hiiuzr [url=http://www.chancemccann.com/celinebag.html]celine bag[/url] uflsq [url=http://maryhelverson.com/nikeairmaxcheap.html]nike air max[/url] scuhv [url=http://www.capemaycitypolice.com/louisVuittonHandbags.html]louis vuitton outlet[/url] gczbd [url=http://www.capeMayLinen.com/nikeairmax.html]air max[/url] edncbg [url=http://maryhelverson.com/cheapnikeshoesc.html]air max shoes[/url] qkes

Anonymous said...

oqdfkj http://www.oceancityseafood.com/louisVuittonOutletb.html gmijww http://www.capeMayLinen.com/nikeairmax.html ezjfnl http://www.capeMayLinen.com/louisVuittonOutlet.html tswasv http://maryhelverson.com/cheapnikeshoesc.html alphdi http://www.chancemccann.com/celinebag.html fywfcy [url=http://www.oceancityseafood.com/louisVuittonOutletb.html]louis vuitton outlet[/url] yemiq [url=http://www.capeMayLinen.com/nikeairmax.html]cheap nike shoes[/url] bflqy [url=http://www.capeMayLinen.com/louisVuittonOutlet.html]louis vuitton sale[/url] ursye [url=http://maryhelverson.com/cheapnikeshoesc.html]air max[/url] eiasah [url=http://www.chancemccann.com/celinebag.html]celine bags[/url] rnwc

Anonymous said...

kwrwei http://www.oceancityseafood.com/louisVuittonOutletb.html yrkjmh http://www.capeMayLinen.com/nikeairmax.html mqnwka http://www.capeMayLinen.com/louisVuittonOutlet.html nxusjy http://maryhelverson.com/cheapnikeshoesc.html ltnfwj http://www.chancemccann.com/celinebag.html inmgmf [url=http://www.oceancityseafood.com/louisVuittonOutletb.html]louis vuitton outlet[/url] qvzro [url=http://www.capeMayLinen.com/nikeairmax.html]cheap nike shoes[/url] qbdcj [url=http://www.capeMayLinen.com/louisVuittonOutlet.html]louis vuitton outlet[/url] lxfzj [url=http://maryhelverson.com/cheapnikeshoesc.html]air max[/url] apiheh [url=http://www.chancemccann.com/celinebag.html]celine bag[/url] ymir

Anonymous said...

hdmszd http://www.oceancityseafood.com/louisVuittonOutletb.html wqqdjq http://www.capeMayLinen.com/nikeairmax.html cvkcng http://www.capeMayLinen.com/louisVuittonOutlet.html xdoiro http://maryhelverson.com/cheapnikeshoesc.html ppvlzy http://www.chancemccann.com/celinebag.html ofiyck [url=http://www.oceancityseafood.com/louisVuittonOutletb.html]louis vuitton outlet[/url] gzrpx [url=http://www.capeMayLinen.com/nikeairmax.html]cheap air max[/url] pxzog [url=http://www.capeMayLinen.com/louisVuittonOutlet.html]louis vuitton outlet[/url] pdqvy [url=http://maryhelverson.com/cheapnikeshoesc.html]air max[/url] mdundf [url=http://www.chancemccann.com/celinebag.html]celine handbags[/url] qebw

Anonymous said...

izoypv http://www.louisvuittonbags-uk.co.uk huyyti [url=http://www.louisvuittonbags-uk.co.uk]louisvuittonbags-uk.co.uk[/url] jtptza [url=http://www.louisvuittonbags-uk.co.uk]http://www.louisvuittonbags-uk.co.uk[/url] xemncz [url=http://www.louisvuittonbags-uk.co.uk]louis vuitton bags[/url] mddsxw [url=http://www.louisvuittonbags-uk.co.uk]louis vuitton bags[/url] zzstfz [url=http://www.louisvuittonbags-uk.co.uk]louis vuitton bags[/url] fqankh

Anonymous said...

nefzlv http://www.salelouisvuittonbagsuk.co.uk rupkdi [url=http://www.salelouisvuittonbagsuk.co.uk]salelouisvuittonbagsuk.co.uk[/url] imqlqs [url=http://www.salelouisvuittonbagsuk.co.uk]http://www.salelouisvuittonbagsuk.co.uk[/url] fedbvl [url=http://www.salelouisvuittonbagsuk.co.uk]louis vuitton bags[/url] umktiz [url=http://www.salelouisvuittonbagsuk.co.uk]louis vuitton uk[/url] dmwsnj [url=http://www.salelouisvuittonbagsuk.co.uk]louis vuitton uk[/url] zetlxa

Here's To Your Health ! said...

Here's To Your Health !
Click or copy/paste to browser: https://chrisp.my90forlife.com/index.html